Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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