Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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