im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Let's get the cat blown out
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he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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