office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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