when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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