I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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