i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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