my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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