i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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