there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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