Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
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Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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