I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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