sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
