I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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