Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
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Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
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Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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