Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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