i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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