Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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