Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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