just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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