he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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