What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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