Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
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I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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