Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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