it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
its not stalking. its research.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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