what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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