Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
