it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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