Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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