In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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