do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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