Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize
