His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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