Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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