oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
foreskin is a definite game changer
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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