You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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