Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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