Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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