is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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