i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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