You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Omg I joined a choir last night...
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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