I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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