so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
You took a bar mat shot.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
