SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she smelled like a LAN party
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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