I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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