Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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