Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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