and my herpes radar will keep us safe
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Randomize