She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Of course I have a pirate flag
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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