David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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