he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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