i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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