Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
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